Course Explorer Pillows

'This has got to be the longest course I've ever played!' (colour)

"No, I have my ball. I lost the course."

Golfers lost on the road

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

Ace headhunters.

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Planned service changes

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

The Hive, Inc. You mean I'll always be a worker, with no chance of advancement?

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'He's going to college, but he doesn't have an exit strategy.'

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

A man sitting in the grass reading

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'

'From now on, Bob, you'll have to fetch your own newspaper and slippers. I'm ready for a career change.'

Multi-Species Employment Agency. Did you hire the octopus for that job opening? Yeah, but I did interview other applicants. The frog was a strong candidate ... I'm flexible on location -- I'm an amphibian! The whale seemed to be hiding something. The gap in my resume? Uh ... I was beached for a while. And the pig wasn't smart. I see "USDA Approved" on your resume --- I don't think you understand what that means. The octopus got the job because he was a great multitasker!