Course Navigator Pillows

"There are some folks waiting to play through."

I came up with a foolproof way to knock ten strokes off my game...

Golfer hanging from tree trying a tricky chip out of the rough.

New course - Surviving Unemployment

A golf ball by the 18 hole

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eighth holes.'

'I'm sick and tired of hearing about that round!'

'One, two, three, four!'

"Nice putt."

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Continuing education.

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

Between Offices

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

"It's going to be one of those days."

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

Business Duck

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

'I never wanted the best years of your life Clayton - just a few good days would do.'

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

Doubt or Certainy

"I owe my success to always being the lesser of two evils."

'I received matching offers.'

"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."