Comedy Course Navigator Pillows

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Bicycle sat nav.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

Island of Lost Guys.

Recalculating

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

Nethead strip: Speak binary

Confused drivers

"You're 30 now. Where do you see yourself in five years?" "Thirty five."

A series of Exit signs.

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

"Is there anything else I can do wrong for you?"

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

"....aaand here, where you stipulate: "Yes, goddammit, Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ I just want this to be over.'"

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

"Nice putt."

Rock the boat.

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."

"There are some folks waiting to play through."

'You can't get there from here!'

"We seem to be out of gas. I'm outa here! See you on the ground."

'I took a short cut.'

'Well, this is not a good sign: Can I have a look at that map of yours?'

Intelligent Navigation Device...

"My last dog always too a right there."

Troubled water.

Ca you find Pompeo on a map?

"It's one of life's great rules...do something great once and you'll hear about it forever. Do something great all the time and you're just another overachieving brainiac."