Comedy Course Navigator Prints

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Bicycle sat nav.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

Recalculating

Island of Lost Guys.

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

Confused drivers

"You're 30 now. Where do you see yourself in five years?" "Thirty five."

A series of Exit signs.

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

Get ready ... Get set ...

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

Men Against Asking for Directions. M.A.A.D. Does anyone know where we are? Lost Cause.

"Is there anything else I can do wrong for you?"

Phil blows his interview before even sitting down.

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

Rock the boat.

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

"Nice putt."

"....aaand here, where you stipulate: "Yes, goddammit, Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ I just want this to be over.'"

"There are some folks waiting to play through."

'You can't get there from here!'

'Well, this is not a good sign: Can I have a look at that map of yours?'

"My last dog always too a right there."

Intelligent Navigation Device...

"We seem to be out of gas. I'm outa here! See you on the ground."

'I took a short cut.'

Troubled water.

"It's one of life's great rules...do something great once and you'll hear about it forever. Do something great all the time and you're just another overachieving brainiac."