Comedy Navigator Prints

Confused drivers

Troubled water.

If/Then, Either/Or, or Both/And

Motorist sees highway sign: Where you are going, next right.

'I took a short cut.'

"I need to talk to you about your unacceptable viewing history. I mean, Michael McIntyre!?!"

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

Recalculating

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

Island of Lost Guys.

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

A series of Exit signs.

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

"Is there anything else I can do wrong for you?"

"Did you accidentally put the DVD of 'Taxi Driver' in her 'Wheels on the Bus' case?"

'We're lost - I told ye to take the low road.'

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

"....aaand here, where you stipulate: "Yes, goddammit, Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ I just want this to be over.'"

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

"Thar someone from the IRS blows!"

'You can't get there from here!'

For Those Who Don't Feel That Driving School Is Quite Enough, There's...Driver's University

Intelligent Navigation Device...

"My last dog always too a right there."

"We seem to be out of gas. I'm outa here! See you on the ground."

'Due to technical difficulties the scenic route is currently unavailable'

Shortcut out of maze.

Men should not be afraid to stop and ask for directions.

Geek mythology