Online Course Explorer Pillows

"Ordinarily I encourage employees to study business classes online."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Interdisciplinary studies.

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"Three more years of high school."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Fuzzy Math.

"Studying friction is a real drag."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

Student Debt

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

Student to teacher: 'After Accelerated Math I think I deserve a rest.'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

School of Ology.

Public Relations 101: Today's Lecture: 'Weapons of mass deception.'

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."