Online Course Collector Pillows

'You get the entire financial course which includes the books you will never read, the DVD which you will never watch, and the financial journal which you will never use, all for the low price of only $200.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Interdisciplinary studies.

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

"Please feel free to browse."

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

Golfers lost on the road

Florida Golf.

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

"Here it is -- my E-school diploma coming off the printer!"

Things you say when you are officially old...

"I know you went to Harvard, but stop asking to see my resume."

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"

"Baxter, I'm doing an online course in delegating and I want you to sit the exam for me."

'What is wrong with you, Covington? Larson's sales territory is twice the size of yours, and yet she managed to find the time to learn how to palm a basketball!'

"Tell me about the bar codes and sales prices on the back of your certification diplomas."

"People are O.K., but I prefer little pieces of string."

"The good news is that the Remedial Learning Program is more popular than ever, which is also the bad news."

"Ordinarily I encourage employees to study business classes online."

WHEW!

'You bring an impressive array of bundled services to the table.'