Comedy Crash Course T-Shirts

Hello, is that the RAC?

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

"Let me know if that level of medication is effective. And if we need to, we can give some to the student as well."

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

'I was on my way to school, and some drug-crazed hippies took my homework.'

'Psssst! What font are you using?'

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

'Oh look, I a flying saw sir.'

'OK, who's that at the back not clowning around?'

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

"How do you put the airbag back in the car?"

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

"It's his first day of school!"

'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'

The life of a crash-test dummy

"What are you lookin' at? Never seen a routine fire drill before?"

'Don't get involved.'

'Oh, no -- not again!'

School. Report Card. I improved in handwriting, and she found out I can't spell.

"Will you stop saying 'I thought you liked a bit of rough...!!'"

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

'How come I never get to drive on our dates?'

"This isn't working. Do you have an ink eraser?"

'Talk about rough courses!'

Chief, call you back. Something's come up.

Bollard Crash

Formula One fan with a steering wheel.

Dug had asked Patsy to see her Chuff.

"Hard summer, Miss Donahue?"

Golfer missing his shot.

'Since this sinkhole showed up, this is an easy par 3.'

Direct Line telephone being hit by a car.