Comedy Crash Course Gifts

Hello, is that the RAC?

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

'I was on my way to school, and some drug-crazed hippies took my homework.'

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

"Let me know if that level of medication is effective. And if we need to, we can give some to the student as well."

'Psssst! What font are you using?'

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

'Oh look, I a flying saw sir.'

'OK, who's that at the back not clowning around?'

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

"How do you put the airbag back in the car?"

"It's his first day of school!"

'Oh, no -- not again!'

'Don't get involved.'

'How come I never get to drive on our dates?'

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

"This isn't working. Do you have an ink eraser?"

"Will you stop saying 'I thought you liked a bit of rough...!!'"

'Talk about rough courses!'

Chief, call you back. Something's come up.

Golfer missing his shot.

Formula One fan with a steering wheel.

Bollard Crash

Dug had asked Patsy to see her Chuff.

"Hard summer, Miss Donahue?"

'Since this sinkhole showed up, this is an easy par 3.'

Direct Line telephone being hit by a car.