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'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

"Okay. Hit it."

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

'How was my emergency stop?'

No U-turns

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

Clown Airbags.

"And hold the mayo."

'It doesn't work...'

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

'Oh, no -- not again!'

'Don't get involved.'

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."

"Wow! I didn't think we were going to make it through that gap!"

"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."

Dinosaur crossing sign.

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.