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"How do you put the airbag back in the car?"

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

'I'm all talked out. Let's look into some gene therapy.'

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

Clown Airbags.

'If you're a driver who likes it all, take a look at this! Sour cream, onions, cheddar cheese, and bacon bits - this baby's loaded!!!'

"The brakes don't work."

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

The life of a crash-test dummy

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

'And, if elected, I promise to reach across the aisle, if you know what I mean...'

"Of course, at present Mademoiselle's neck is too long, but our Mr. Francis is going to change all that."

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

'That shark took Bob right out of the boat! Now I'll never get the $50 he owes me.'

"Do you think your husband is on to us?"

'Don't worry about running out of petrol - I just happen to have a spare two gallon can in my rucksack !'

'How come I never get to drive on our dates?'

Hello, is that the RAC?

'NONE SHALL PASS! Except that little splash...that doesn't really count!'

'Fortunately, the only person hit was a snowman. . .'

Chief, call you back. Something's come up.

".. And here's one I knackered earlier."

'You were right - it WASN'T a cat with a racing stripe.'

'Follow that taxpayer!'

Fun run vs pitbull parade

'Violets, not violence. Do you sell violets?'

'I have libertarian impulses.'

"Well, well ... if it ain't the Limbo Kid."

'This is no time to be washing your hair,Margaret!'