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"How do you put the airbag back in the car?"

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

'I'm all talked out. Let's look into some gene therapy.'

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'If you're a driver who likes it all, take a look at this! Sour cream, onions, cheddar cheese, and bacon bits - this baby's loaded!!!'

Clown Airbags.

"The brakes don't work."

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Of course, at present Mademoiselle's neck is too long, but our Mr. Francis is going to change all that."

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

'Don't worry about running out of petrol - I just happen to have a spare two gallon can in my rucksack !'

Hello, is that the RAC?

'That shark took Bob right out of the boat! Now I'll never get the $50 he owes me.'

'NONE SHALL PASS! Except that little splash...that doesn't really count!'

'How come I never get to drive on our dates?'

"Do you think your husband is on to us?"

'Fortunately, the only person hit was a snowman. . .'

Chief, call you back. Something's come up.

'You were right - it WASN'T a cat with a racing stripe.'

Fun run vs pitbull parade

'Violets, not violence. Do you sell violets?'

"Well, well ... if it ain't the Limbo Kid."

'I have libertarian impulses.'

'This is no time to be washing your hair,Margaret!'

The Magnificent Seven II