Comedic Chase Scene Lover T-Shirts

'Follow that taxpayer!'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Dolphin tricks.

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

"What part of ‘secure the crime scene’ don’t you understand?!!"

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

"Any luck"

Sadie hated Sunday lunchtimes.

'Look, Mom. I'm belly dancing.'

"How do you put the airbag back in the car?"

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

Oh, sorry, I didn

Musician Chasing his Fleeing Drum

'Fang, what do you think the chances are that I'll marry that girl second from the end on 'Deal or No Deal'?'

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

"I liked the couch better where it was."

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

Policeman running after robber on bus.

"Do you think your husband is on to us?"

"Stop or I'll tase you!"

'Yes, it was number 4, I'm positive,'

A wild-goose chase (police chasing a real wild-goose driving a car).

Escaped convict hides from police in dance troupe.

"As long as I like to chase cars I might as well get paid for it!"

'You were right - it WASN'T a cat with a racing stripe.'

'We hears this loud pop and when we turned around he was like this!'