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"I Slipped."

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

"Please—no technology questions!"

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

"How do you put the airbag back in the car?"

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

Vern left his weed on the couch again. Bad for Vern. Good for Scooter.

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

Then, one day, Bucky's love of practical jokes got him into real trouble.

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

'That shark took Bob right out of the boat! Now I'll never get the $50 he owes me.'

"Yes, but then that's not a bullet, is it?"

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

'Fortunately, the only person hit was a snowman. . .'

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."

'You were right - it WASN'T a cat with a racing stripe.'

Golf Cart Punctures

Bollard Crash

'It's amazing, the way we met. I had just finished reading his bumper sticker 'Let's not meet by accident' when I tail-gated him.'

Vacuum-salesman clown gets door slammed on his foot.

'Who would ever believe this started with a paper cut you kept picking at...'