Course Crasher Gifts

Saturation: GOLF...next 27 exits.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Early Exercise Machines

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

'I love rock festivals!'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

"I got a job!"

'I'm stepping down. Who wants to become boss?'

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

Get a life

Athlete being chased by a dog.

Man on motorbike.

Economic

'When I reach the top, Henderson, I won't forget all the little people I climbed over to get there.'

'He's training for a career in law.'

"You're welcome to follow me, but no drafting."

'My video screen just changed to the Daytona 500.'

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

"Agreed then-I won't network you if you don't network me."

"Next week si my parent & teacher, principal, guidance counselor, crossing guard, bus driver and lunch lady conference. Is that bad?"

"4 a.m. and I'm raring to go to work."

A number of figures walk up stairs.

'Will you get me those healthy eating booklets form the hospital? . . . I need something to start the fire to grill these bratwursts.'

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"