Rash Course Adventurer Gifts

'It's poison oak!'

"They're comfortable."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Club DJ.

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Economic

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

Too many beers at lunch?

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

'You must address the ball properly first.'

"The brakes don't work."

',,,the ball is sitting right here on a stick'

Tour de France champ Gastone Nencini

'I made a hole in one, just like you Tiger!'

"I've been as good as I can in a zombie apocalypse."

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

Man golfing in water hazard with shark.

Golfer on Ski Lift.

'I recommend avoiding THAT sand trap in particular.'

'Heck, I'm prepared for anything!'

'Have you got the book 'The end of the world'?'

"At last, a nice peaceful place to picnic."

"Good shot from there Dad, but if I hadn't stopped it, you would have lost the ball down the hole!"

A goose loose on the golf course.