Rash Course Adventurer Gifts

'It's poison oak!'

"They're comfortable."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

Club DJ.

Economic

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

Too many beers at lunch?

"The brakes don't work."

'You must address the ball properly first.'

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

Man golfing in water hazard with shark.

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

"I've been as good as I can in a zombie apocalypse."

Golfer on Ski Lift.

'I recommend avoiding THAT sand trap in particular.'

A goose loose on the golf course.

"Good shot from there Dad, but if I hadn't stopped it, you would have lost the ball down the hole!"

'No...it's not what I was expecting either.'

'Have you got the book 'The end of the world'?'

"At last, a nice peaceful place to picnic."

'...But Dewey here just won't let it go. So he tells Vern, 'Ok, I triple-dog-dare you to stick a putter in your ear'...'