Crash Test Specialist Gifts

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Crash Test Dummy Blues

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

Nice park. . .

Wall Street...

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

Mash-Test Dummies.

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

Gas Pedal Sticking?

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

'I'm afraid we need someone with a little more backbone for this position.'

"Seat belts unfastened? Excellent."

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

"Accelerate forward into that brick wall."

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

'It doesn't work...'

Crash Test Dummy Denied Insurance.

Man with Air Bag,"Did you know the earth spins at 1038 mph?"

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."

'I don't like being a crash test dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

Crash dummy test lab has sign: 1039 days without an injury.

Absurd firework lighterdouser

"Back in the day, I did that for a living. . ."

'This industry's going to the wall!'

"Oi! Didn't you see me coming?" (Fortune teller has a car accident.)

'To more closely match reality, all our crash test dummies now hold cellphones.'

"Let me know if you find a ring."

'You've been in many accidents so we'll have to rate you higher for an auto insurance policy.'

Crash test dummies "The roads are treacherous so I'm going out"