Digital Disaster Survivor Pillows

Computer Confusion

"This is a support group for phone victims. Frank butt dialed. Bib drunk dialed, Anne there talked bad about someone, but didn't realize she hadn't hung up..."

The Importance of Data Backup.

Computer frustration

Computers Always Down - Sorry, out of business.

"My email is down... talk to me."

Online form - Submit.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

Error: Out of memory.

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

"Feng Shwoops!"

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

"At least now when mom and dad fight it's quieter."

Love Hate Computer Relationship

'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'

"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil."

STRIP Hambone: Living in the box the computer who replaced him came in

"Buffering... buffering... buffering..."

"Yes I DO mind being put on hold! I only have a two week life span."

"What's up? Never heard of e-snail before?"

"I stole a smart car- it texted the police and picked me out in an identity parade."

"Kids, could you do Mommy a huge favor and go really far away from me? Thanks."

'Of course your computer crashed, you threw it out the third floor window.'

Grizzly has updated his status: 'I'm back from hibernation, who wants to meet me for a quick snack?'