Digital Mishap Aficionado Pillows

"It's another Sicilian message. It means 'Please disregard the previous Sicilian message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

spellchecker

Woman finds something in her soup.

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

Dyslexic Palm Reading

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

"I should let you know, you accidentally forwarded THAT mail to me."

"Sorry about the reception, Lou. I grabbed my enchilada by mistake."

'The readings look good, but just in case, when was the last time the system was checked for bugs?'

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."

"I tell you the computer in the hospital made a mistake!"

"With him, I.T. stands for Incompetent Twerp."

"You get a great view of the ball park from here."

Mail carriers celebration ruined by dog

Aw, dang, grabbed my cell phone.

401 Error

"You can have all my treats for a week if you promise not to tell anyone I dropped my phone in the toilet."

Sen.Krupt. The microphone I didn't know was on took my remarks out of context.

"You need to get out here – we just had another texting-while-walking mishap."

'I switched it to a TV cable modem, and now it just watches 'I Love Lucy' all day!'

IRS: 'I haven't filed because my computer's been down since 2007!'

Forgot that the return key would actually send the text.

'You have entered the wrong password. Please hold while we transfer you to klutz support.'

"Shoot, I think I just hit zoom out."

"Sorry about pocket dialing you last night... And then pocket texting, and then pocket emailing, and then pocket leaving angry voicemails, and then..."

"I recently recovered a crucial repressed memory. But then I forgot it."

This end up - You idiot.

Didn't know the call was on speaker phone.