Digital Mishap Aficionado Pillows

"It's another Sicilian message. It means 'Please disregard the previous Sicilian message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

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'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

Dyslexic Palm Reading

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

"I should let you know, you accidentally forwarded THAT mail to me."

"Sorry about the reception, Lou. I grabbed my enchilada by mistake."

'The readings look good, but just in case, when was the last time the system was checked for bugs?'

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."

"I tell you the computer in the hospital made a mistake!"

401 Error

"You get a great view of the ball park from here."

"With him, I.T. stands for Incompetent Twerp."

"You can have all my treats for a week if you promise not to tell anyone I dropped my phone in the toilet."

"You need to get out here – we just had another texting-while-walking mishap."

Forgot that the return key would actually send the text.

IRS: 'I haven't filed because my computer's been down since 2007!'

'I switched it to a TV cable modem, and now it just watches 'I Love Lucy' all day!'

"Shoot, I think I just hit zoom out."

"I recently recovered a crucial repressed memory. But then I forgot it."

'You have entered the wrong password. Please hold while we transfer you to klutz support.'

"Sorry about pocket dialing you last night... And then pocket texting, and then pocket emailing, and then pocket leaving angry voicemails, and then..."

This end up - You idiot.

Didn't know the call was on speaker phone.

Tie caught in the Fax