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'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

Computer Frustration

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

'You've got her on 16.5 zoom and it's not good.'

"Sorry about the reception, Lou. I grabbed my enchilada by mistake."

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

'Our techies assure us no one stole the data. There were no hackers involved. We just lost it, all by ourselves.'

When computers are attacked by Spam.

'The readings look good, but just in case, when was the last time the system was checked for bugs?'

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

'True, we don't give out personal information, but every once in a while, the computer takes it upon itself to spill the beans.'

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

"What a time for it to go on the bunk!"

PC spits mud out

"I tell you the computer in the hospital made a mistake!"

Unknown computer error.

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