Blunder Enthusiast Pillows

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Glance Exchange

"Bigfoot"

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Valet park only"

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

The hall of bad ideas.

A cock up of builders

"I like fountains very much!"

"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."

Man guarding a written border.

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

Meter Maid

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'Your medical coverage does not consider that a medical necessity.'

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

"Mmm... our situation reminds me of an Edward Lear poem..."

Through the Looking Glass-King's Messenger in Prison

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

A shark swims into a desert island.

'If his chart dips down to 15 here, he'll start emitting a hellish, non-stop squeal.'

"This one to your liking, sir?"

'Serving pyranose from his buskin left some paly.'

Sugar Cube Machine

"I was supposed to take the shoes off first, wasn't I?"

"That train is going to crash! Oh, well... it was meant to be."

Notice on desert island - sand for sale

Official in flooded office says: 'A decision on lifting the hosepipe ban will be made in due course.'

Little Things

Desert Island