Blunder Enthusiasts Pillows

Hunting man hits his host

"...I said regular sand, not QUICKSAND!"

Tourists and their Pets.

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

A cock up of builders

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"Mmm... our situation reminds me of an Edward Lear poem..."

Through the Looking Glass-King's Messenger in Prison

'Bravo Professor, you stumbled upon the one fact that makes sense of it all. Unfortunately humanity is not permitted to know that the Universe was designed by a committee of ducks.'

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

"Oh, sorry. Wrong workshop."

'It just seems like, ever since the system upgrade, nothing's where it should be.'

Little Things

'I propose we trade services - you cure me of my delusions and I'll protect your navy.'

Through the Looking Glass - Alice and Humpty Dumpty.

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

'You haven't much experience in plant conservation, have you Winthorpe?'

Big deal - give her the one from that screwball who came in last week.

"Elves, Jerry, I asked for elves."

'Think' Sign (nail facing wrong way)

'I always was a bit concerned about the health risks of second-hand smoke.'

The art of regifting

'Hist wife said he was a hard man to get anything out of.'

'Hi! You must be an absurdist - or are you just absurd?'

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate' A guest is refused entry to the Softy-Wype toilet tissue masked ball.

Duck Decoy

"Hi everyone, and welcome to this TED talk on how not to run a business. . ."

Man collects parcel nude as he has just woken up.

IRS: 'I haven't filed because my computer's been down since 2007!'

'It's poison oak!'