Error Enthusiast Pillows

'Wait! Relax. I had it backward. You actually have a baseball the size of a tumor.'

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

The hall of bad ideas.

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

Tsunami Evac Route

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

"My God, now what?"

'Oh - It's you.'

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

"I've got a pulse!"

404 British military deaths in Afghanistan.

"We ran into a marathon."

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

'You'd better clear out some rooms, nurse. He jumped off a bridge, and all his friends are behind him.'

"Last question, and how would you rate the ambulance response time to today's accident?"

Water Drop with a Surprise

'84% of our losses are due to accounting errors.'

"It's Okay!! I just called 9-1-1!!!"

Training for Emergency Broadcast System workers

'Sure, the term 'lab rat' has a lot of negative connotations but having drugs tested on you isn't so bad if you're a hypochondriac...'