Blunder Enthusiasts Prints

Hunting man hits his host

"...I said regular sand, not QUICKSAND!"

Tourists and their Pets.

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

A cock up of builders

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"Mmm... our situation reminds me of an Edward Lear poem..."

'Bravo Professor, you stumbled upon the one fact that makes sense of it all. Unfortunately humanity is not permitted to know that the Universe was designed by a committee of ducks.'

Through the Looking Glass-King's Messenger in Prison

"Oh, sorry. Wrong workshop."

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'It just seems like, ever since the system upgrade, nothing's where it should be.'

Little Things

'I propose we trade services - you cure me of my delusions and I'll protect your navy.'

Through the Looking Glass - Alice and Humpty Dumpty.

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

'You haven't much experience in plant conservation, have you Winthorpe?'

Big deal - give her the one from that screwball who came in last week.

"Elves, Jerry, I asked for elves."

'Think' Sign (nail facing wrong way)

'I always was a bit concerned about the health risks of second-hand smoke.'

'Hi! You must be an absurdist - or are you just absurd?'

I don't care if the paint's not dry yet, Bob – I need my brass knuckles.

'Hist wife said he was a hard man to get anything out of.'

The art of regifting

'Wait! Relax. I had it backward. You actually have a baseball the size of a tumor.'

Just ran over a recycling bin!!!

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate' A guest is refused entry to the Softy-Wype toilet tissue masked ball.

"Hi everyone, and welcome to this TED talk on how not to run a business. . ."

Man collects parcel nude as he has just woken up.