Blunder Enthusiast Mugs

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Glance Exchange

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"Valet park only"

The hall of bad ideas.

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

A cock up of builders

"I like fountains very much!"

"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."

Man guarding a written border.

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

Meter Maid

'Your medical coverage does not consider that a medical necessity.'

Through the Looking Glass-King's Messenger in Prison

"Mmm... our situation reminds me of an Edward Lear poem..."

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

A shark swims into a desert island.

"This one to your liking, sir?"

Official in flooded office says: 'A decision on lifting the hosepipe ban will be made in due course.'

"That train is going to crash! Oh, well... it was meant to be."

"I was supposed to take the shoes off first, wasn't I?"

Desert Island

Little Things

A toaster plays fetch

Notice on desert island - sand for sale

Sugar Cube Machine