Blunder Lovers Mugs

'Think' Sign (nail facing wrong way)

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Extreme Sisyphus

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

Breakfast surreal.

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

PODs Venn Diagram

'I just discovered fire!'

"I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Walrus and Carpenter.

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"Apropo of nothing, would you still love me if I were a sausage?"

'How would you describe yourself. . . a leader or a follower.'

"I've never seen such destruction on a phone. What happened?"

"It's not for soaking your feet. . . it's a bed pan."

'Edward Lear's schooldays.'

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

Sea Monster Gabs Desert Island

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'No, I'm not laundering money. The bills are just damp. I keep my money under my mattress and I think my waterbed is leaking.'

Pigeon Master

Genie in a trash can.

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

'Hello, Stranger. Hello' even Stranger.'

"Guess what I learned in band class today?"

"Frank Lloyd Wrong"

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'