Mistake Enthusiast Mugs

'You haven't much experience in plant conservation, have you Winthorpe?'

"Elves, Jerry, I asked for elves."

'Hi, Mr. Back... you asked me to call you...'

Big deal - give her the one from that screwball who came in last week.

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

'Oh, now that's a nice vase...'

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

"It feeds blood to our brains...and that makes us smarter!"

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

Restroom Practical Joke.

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

"Mmm... our situation reminds me of an Edward Lear poem..."

Through the Looking Glass-King's Messenger in Prison

"Mom is pretty certain I'm on my third guardian angel by now."

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

"Rayna's been kidnapped! And its all my fault!"

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

'As near as I can figure something bad happened and they're both in on it.'

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."