Mistake Appreciator Mugs

"And give us this day our gravy bread..."

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Final words on gravestones.

'Well this is awkward.'

"Cat with nine still lives"

"Here's your sweater back."

"...but, seriously..."

"We pay the living dead wage."

Dog steals a cricket ball.

Good Kitty No More.

BEWARE! Cheshire snake in the grass!

'Not scream, you morons! I said screen pass! Set up a screen pass!'

'I followed the old Wall Street adage and 'sold in May and went away.' That was in '74. Too bad there's no return adage.'

'Yeah, yeah, the ammo is included. ... OK, so remember - anyone asks? You've never seen me before in your life.'

Ego Publishing: 'I'm sorry, but 'Slither A Mile In My Shoes' doesn't make any sense...'

Greeting Card Shop: No Rhyme or Reason Cards.

"I just love your use of lying"

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

Secateurs and non-secateurs

Alice in Wonderland - Trying to Behead the Cheshire Cat.

Clown Airbags.

Ethelred the Unfinished.

Cat sitting atop sleeping woman's head uses long straw to drink from glass in her lap.

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

Quasimodo Drops a Clanger

Cat eyes up a hard looking mouse from behind a pillar

"Good Lord! He picked the salad fork!"

'I don't know anything about art and I don't know what I like.'

"That's why we call him 'Slick'."

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

Page boy blowing his nose on the Brides Train Veil.

'You haven't much experience in plant conservation, have you Winthorpe?'

'I think I know who's been tapping the sunday collection.'