Mistake Appreciator Mugs

"And give us this day our gravy bread..."

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Final words on gravestones.

'Well this is awkward.'

"Fulfilling others on Thanksgiving is pretty good advice, wouldn't you say?"

"Cat with nine still lives"

"Here's your sweater back."

"Kiss, you idiot. Not hiss."

"We pay the living dead wage."

"...but, seriously..."

Dog steals a cricket ball.

BEWARE! Cheshire snake in the grass!

Good Kitty No More.

'I followed the old Wall Street adage and 'sold in May and went away.' That was in '74. Too bad there's no return adage.'

'Not scream, you morons! I said screen pass! Set up a screen pass!'

Greeting Card Shop: No Rhyme or Reason Cards.

'Yeah, yeah, the ammo is included. ... OK, so remember - anyone asks? You've never seen me before in your life.'

Ego Publishing: 'I'm sorry, but 'Slither A Mile In My Shoes' doesn't make any sense...'

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

"I just love your use of lying"

Secateurs and non-secateurs

Alice in Wonderland - Trying to Behead the Cheshire Cat.

Clown Airbags.

"Good Lord! He picked the salad fork!"

Cat sitting atop sleeping woman's head uses long straw to drink from glass in her lap.

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

Cat eyes up a hard looking mouse from behind a pillar

Ethelred the Unfinished.

Quasimodo Drops a Clanger

'I don't know anything about art and I don't know what I like.'

"That's why we call him 'Slick'."

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

Page boy blowing his nose on the Brides Train Veil.