Awkward Appreciator Mugs

"Whoa, Baldo! That totally hot babe actually talked to you!"

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

I Pagliacci

Big business is not evil

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"...but, seriously..."

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

"I really think I can handle this date on my own."

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

"It's not you, Glen—it's your ex-wife. She's behind me, isn't she?"

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

'I get a lot of job offers..'

'Yeah, yeah, the ammo is included. ... OK, so remember - anyone asks? You've never seen me before in your life.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

Godot Bound And Gagged In A Dark Office

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

'...and bring a friend. If you have one...'

"Are you binge watching again?"

'I don't know anything about art and I don't know what I like.'

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

'The return of the Jehovah's Witnesses'

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

"Ah, I'd give it a few minutes, pal. Maybe light a match."

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

Log in, paper out.

"So, Carol tells me you're a baby."