Digital Disaster Expert Gifts

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Hurricane damage to trees

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

'It's a 'while you were out' message... This should be interesting.'

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

Natural Disaster This Way...

The Importance of Data Backup.

Flood Rescues

Risk perception/Risk assessment/Risk communication/Risk management

Well, I think that Bob's Disaster Recovery Plan seems to cover everything.

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

'Turns out I too am a slow-moving mass of low pressure, running in a counter-clockwise direction...'

"Engage! Your! Core!"

Computer frustration

"No doubt you're asking yourself, what are hatches? And how the heck does one go about battening them down?"

'Quiet! I want to hear the weather report!'

Computer Confusion

'Of course your computer crashed, you threw it out the third floor window.'

"Thanks to all the passwords I've had to memorize, I've forgotten my name. Who am I?"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'And now the last minute report just handed to me ... The dam has broken! Head for the hills!'

"What do you mean, 'the flooding doesn't look too bad in this photo'?... I'm standing on top of the number 47 bus!"

Help on the Way

"With him, I.T. stands for Incompetent Twerp."

'Gerald's fairly stoic about this flooding business.'

Cyclone Sandy

401 Error

'Rick, I think something is wrong with the septic system. The toilet is flushing kind of slowly.'

'I sent the wrong email by mistake - I'm trying to get it back!'