Digital Disaster Expert Gifts

'Your Dell went to hell.'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Hurricane damage to trees

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

'It's a 'while you were out' message... This should be interesting.'

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

The Importance of Data Backup.

Natural Disaster This Way...

Flood Rescues

"Then we're all agreed. We'll repair the earthquake damage to every structure in town except for this one, which we'll leave as a reminder of the dangers of shoddy construction."

Risk perception/Risk assessment/Risk communication/Risk management

Well, I think that Bob's Disaster Recovery Plan seems to cover everything.

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

Computer frustration

"Engage! Your! Core!"

'Turns out I too am a slow-moving mass of low pressure, running in a counter-clockwise direction...'

"No doubt you're asking yourself, what are hatches? And how the heck does one go about battening them down?"

'Quiet! I want to hear the weather report!'

'Of course your computer crashed, you threw it out the third floor window.'

Computer Confusion

Cyclone Sandy

401 Error

"Thanks to all the passwords I've had to memorize, I've forgotten my name. Who am I?"

Help on the Way

"With him, I.T. stands for Incompetent Twerp."

"What do you mean, 'the flooding doesn't look too bad in this photo'?... I'm standing on top of the number 47 bus!"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'Gerald's fairly stoic about this flooding business.'

'And now the last minute report just handed to me ... The dam has broken! Head for the hills!'

'Rick, I think something is wrong with the septic system. The toilet is flushing kind of slowly.'