Digital Disaster Responder Gifts

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Decontamination

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Disasters

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

California fires and Coronavirus

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

Why dogs hate CPR.

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

"If the pandemic wipes out the locusts, and the floods take care of the drought, then we may not have to take any action at all."

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

'It's the plumber ... '

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

The Importance of Data Backup.

"Save yourselves! Climb our corporate ladder!"

Alberta on fire

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

You Can't Escape Zombies in a Canoe

How To Deal With The Upcoming Recession, Inflation, Depression, Ice Age, Greenhouse Effect, Energy Crunch, Population Explosion, and Complete End of the World in the Year 2000.

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'

Cuba materials for hurricane recovery

'Your Dell went to hell.'

'It's oil spill. We must be near civilization.'

Computer frustration

'If only I believed in God, then I'd have somebody to blame...'

Gulf Recovery.

"No doubt you're asking yourself, what are hatches? And how the heck does one go about battening them down?"

'Of course your computer crashed, you threw it out the third floor window.'

Computer Confusion