Device Diva Pillows

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

'I'm changing my status to not complicated enough.'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Tossing computer into canyon.

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Downloading Pregnancy

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

Out.

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

"Influence this."

Graph

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

'Damn! McGee's good!'

Curtains haberdashery

'I don't want to talk to any flunkies. Put me straight through to the computer.'

Line on graph goes right through floor.

Artist chained to his drawing.

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'