Disconnect Diva Pillows

"Your sermon had everyone at rapt attention. Good move cutting the church WiFi."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Tossing computer into canyon.

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Out of patience

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

How much would you take off for cash?

"Appointments. Disappointments."

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"

"How much is the sign?"

Bargains

'I'm changing my status to not complicated enough.'

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

The Insiders

"I need a slower internet connection."

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"So with 50% sale discount, plus the 30% early bird reduction, a 10% bonus for paying in full and a $100 cash back... we owe you $1.75"

"I don't need one, Gracie. My shopping list is very simple! Things I have a coupon for and things that are on sale!"

'It's a duet yourself project.'

'He's our son, Roger. If he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax, then he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax.'

Social butterfly