Social Distance Diva Pillows

"You're doing a great job."

The Insiders

Distant but dashing

Distance to avoid contagion

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

'Modern romance'

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

A day at the races

Bun Lift

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

Comedy Club. Temporary Location. They moved to an outdoor venue so the audience can spread out. No inside jokes!

"Social distancing... masks, it's difficult sometimes to know who you're talking to."

Social butterfly

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

The First Zoom Thanksgiving

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

"Can you loosen it a bit Andre, I can't close my eyes"

"Your father's upset because I've been autocorrecting him."

The New Normal

"I was social distancing. Until you just showed up."

Social Distancing and TV Interviews

"Omigod, you have such a cute smile!"

A mountain guru has a sign on his mountain for safe social distancing.

Elbow Sex

'Hey, we are roughing it out here! Only 45 minutes of IMing a night, you hear me?'

"It keeps us fit at a safe social distance."

"You, more than anyone, should understand the concept of social distancing."

COVID 22

'Do you know what men and pantyhose have in common? They both run, cling, or don't fit properly.'

You are here - They are there

"Evan short distance relationship can be difficult."

Ditching Masks as Lockdown Eases

"He's nice, but not having to self isolate with nice!"