Document Diva Prints

Every Friday lunchtime procurement managers would gather to boast of the size of bid documents they had received that week.

Lawyer with two desk organizers: Letter of the Law and Spirit of the Law.

Bank Loans - Just Say No

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

I could have danced all night!

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Tossing computer into canyon.

The Modern Novel.

Downloading Pregnancy

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

The last song before the party exploded.

Dancing at the Clubs.

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

Disco Bunny.

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

Out.

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

Dance.

Graph

"Influence this."

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

"It seems to be right about this point that our company started going into free fall."