Documentation Diva Gifts

'Should I put this in your ‘Organize' box or your ‘Re-Organize' box?'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

I could have danced all night!

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Tossing computer into canyon.

The Modern Novel.

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Downloading Pregnancy

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

The last song before the party exploded.

Dancing at the Clubs.

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

Disco Bunny.

Out.

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

Dance.

Graph

You make me feel like dancing!

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

Dance.

"It seems to be right about this point that our company started going into free fall."

"Influence this."

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."