"Slow down, I want to take a peek in Barneys!"
Department Store Diva Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with your glamorous department store diva? Our collection combines witty designs and sophisticated humor, celebrating her love for fashion, shopping, and all things fabulous. Whether she’s a sales queen or a boutique buff, these gifts bring a playful toughness to her shopping spirit, making every day a little more stylish and fun.
"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."
'What do you do with the time you save?'
"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"
"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."
"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"
"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"
'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'
'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'
Little Princess.
"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"
Framed Lady
When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.
'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'
'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.
Kensington Fluffies
'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'
"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."
How would Madam like to pay?
Lemon centerpieces: $50 each
Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)
"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"
'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'
'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'
Lady drinking Champagne.
"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"
'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'
Pharmacy School. We're having a pop quiz. I should have known there'd be surprise drug tests in pharmacy school.
How much would you take off for cash?
Home Maintenance - Decorating.
A day at the races
Prehistoric Wallpaper
Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies
"I'm ready for my close-up."
"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."
Department Store Diva Gifts Collection
Department Store Diva Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that perfectly capture the glamour and humor of your department store diva—great for her morning coffee or mischievous mornings.
Department Store Diva Pillows
Decorate her space with pillows that echo her retail flair and diva charm—adding comfort and style to her favorite spots.
Department Store Diva Prints
adorn her walls with prints that celebrate her shopping passion and diva spirit—ideal for a lively, stylish touch in her space.
Department Store Diva T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt to highlight her shopping love and diva attitude—wear her personality loud and proud with our fun and stylish designs.