Department Store Diva Pillows

"Slow down, I want to take a peek in Barneys!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Little Princess.

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

Framed Lady

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Kensington Fluffies

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

How would Madam like to pay?

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

Lady drinking Champagne.

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

Prehistoric Wallpaper

"I'm ready for my close-up."

A day at the races

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

How much would you take off for cash?

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"