Sales Diva Mugs

'Everything must go...manners included!'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Little Princess.

Trade Show Sherpas

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Kensington Fluffies

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

Brick Salesman

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

"Then he slammed the door on me!" "Not the closing you were hoping for."

How would Madam like to pay?

Curtains haberdashery

Desk bins: 'Whatnot,' 'Whatever,' and 'What now?'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

Sales

Artist chained to his drawing.

Sales Secretary

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

"How are my sales doing?"

'Frankly, I'm a little concerned.'

Lady drinking Champagne.

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'