Deal Detective Gifts

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

A vending machine is dispensing free lunches for $10

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'I'll even throw in 30 days free towing.'

'Well, yes, the fine print is in Arabic, but it's a wonderful language.'

Math books are a fraction of their cost

'Thats with $30,000 down.'

'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'

Sidewalk sign holder holding sign that says 'Save 100%! (don't buy it).

"Now, if you'll just sign right here, Mr. Hark, you'll make the biggest mistake of your life!"

"We lowered the sticker price from here to here."

"If it's got a lifetime guarantee why are you trying to sell me an extended warranty?"

The Price of Umbrellas

If it's a really good deal, don't ask why. You don't want to know.

"Stop shopping! It says, 'Do you need another cart?'"

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

"If you read the small print you'll see that the 95 miles to the gallon was only when the car was being towed."

Massive Furniture Reductions!

'Before you say anything, I've saved more than you earn in a month!'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

#If every time I buy something, you tell me where I could've got it online cheaper...I'm taking that phone away!'

Woman in supermarket under sign reading 'Buy one throw the other one away.'

"When did water start costing more than wine?"

Big deal! If you were smart, you'd have waited for the price of gold to go up. Everyone's a critic.

"I'm a bargain hunter."

'Hurry dear, before the prices go up again!'

Scouting for bank acquisitions.

Happy Consumers.

'Cutting prices by shrinking pack sizes. Hey! It's not that bad after all!'

'The fine print can be read only if held up to a mirror.'

"O.K. Fair enough. That's a great price for mayonnaise."

'Funny how she couldn't give me the junk in her house, but now I want to buy it.'

The Bargain Brand

Sale.