Online Deal Detective Gifts

'No, Lindsay, in a real store there is no 'Add To Cart' button to click.'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Sale.

Alternative Medicine

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

The new Physics

Customer Convention

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

The Bargain Brand

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"Which will it be - do we label it '20% free', and raise the price 20%, or label lit '40% free', and raise the price 40%?"

"They'll never guess how we stole their data."

"If this is secret information the government doesn't want us to know, how come we can read about it on facebook?"

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns

Black Friday

Internet Shoplifting

"You get one every time you order something online."

I'd like a second opinion on your self-diagnosis - So a random guy from the waiting room is googling your symptoms.

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."