Animal Deal Detective Gifts

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Barks in code.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Sale.

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

Customer Convention

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

Clandestine cows.

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

"Now how did she know?"

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

The Bargain Brand

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns