Drink Deal Hunter Gifts

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

"Hey! Why did you turn off the news?"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'The King of what?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Online Shopping.

"While you make the sales presentation, Monica. I'll scope out the room and try to identify this company's Achilles heel!"

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

Unusual Offers

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

Whiskey wars

Rabbit Punch

Giant Sale!

California Beverages Map