"I prefer the cheap stuff."
Bargain Booze Lover Gifts
Find the perfect gift for the bargain booze lover in your life with our fun and witty collection. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, our products add a touch of humor to their favorite pastime. Crafted with care and a sense of humor, these gifts celebrate their passion for saving a buck while enjoying a good drink. Surprise them with something memorable that reflects their love for bargains and booze!
"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."
A Quiet Rebuke.
"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."
'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.
'I'm an atheist!'
'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'
Online Shopping.
"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."
'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'
'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'
How much would you take off for cash?
"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"
'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'
"There is such a thing as a free lunch-it just tastes bad."
Bargains
'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'
'They've got a great deal here. When you buy one meal, I get mine half price!'
Cool coffee: An adult millennial daycare.
"Mister, I don't know if the glass is half full or half empty. It's 12 dollars."
'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'
"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"
'To save money, Bob started making his own wine. This Chablis, for example, only cost him $329 a bottle.'
"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."
6-7pm: 'Money can't buy happiness' hour.
I brake for all 50 off Sales.
sale
Final clearance sale.
Garage Sales Anonymous
'I'm impressed at your choice sir, you certainly know your budget wines.'
A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".
Farmers Telemarket. That's right. Beans for just $.10 a carton. Ma'am, would you like a month's worth of corn absolutely free? We'll even switch your onions for you!
'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'
'I wasn't sure if the wine was breathing, so I've been giving it mouth-to-mouth.'
"The great is $54.99, and I do have a near-great for $23.99."
Bargain Booze Lover Gifts Collection
Bargain Booze Lover Mugs
Looking for more laughs? Check out our collection of mugs perfect for the bargain booze lover, featuring witty sayings and fun designs.
Bargain Booze Lover Pillows
Explore our cozy, funny pillows that add personality to any lounge or bedroom for the booze lover with a sense of humor.
Bargain Booze Lover Prints
Brighten their space with our humorous prints celebrating their love of deals and drinks, sure to start a conversation.
Bargain Booze Lover T-Shirts
Discover humorous t-shirts that celebrate the joy of saving and sipping, ideal for the bargain booze aficionado.