Price-conscious Drinker Gifts

'Hoots-Mon... with a wee dram at these prices I'll never get tipsy!'

Sale.

Crisis Buzz.

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

'We let our products speak for themselves. This is ‘I Can't Believe It's So Tasty And Price-Friendly In Today's Demanding Market.' '

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

"Mister, I don't know if the glass is half full or half empty. It's 12 dollars."

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

6-7pm: 'Money can't buy happiness' hour.

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

"The great is $54.99, and I do have a near-great for $23.99."

The professor had developed a product that would change the world forever.

'No doubt about it, THIS is the most beautiful time of the day!'

'Jim gets a powerful charge from electric cars but always gets burned by the sticker shock.'

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

Avocado Prices

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

January Sales

'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'

Pharmacy. These days a miracle drug is one that I can afford.

"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"

"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?"

"I prefer the cheap stuff."

'All I can say is, if you like trying new beers and hate having money, this is the one for you.'

"With the economy the way it is, I thought I'd start a garden. One million vegetables shoudl be enough."

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

Purified Water. Look at these prices! Distilled waters run steep!

'How is it health food prices always make me feel sick as a parrot?'

'Ask for a glass from the largest bottle. You'll get more that way.'

"Overpriced to astronomical, sir."

Al's Bar, All You Can Drink $375.

'One of these Men's wives has just discovered that you can use 180 kcalories making love.'

'Happy hour, drinks half price'

Consumer Weekly �9.50 - Rip-Off Britain