Price-conscious Drinker Pillows

'Hoots-Mon... with a wee dram at these prices I'll never get tipsy!'

Sale.

Crisis Buzz.

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

'We let our products speak for themselves. This is ‘I Can't Believe It's So Tasty And Price-Friendly In Today's Demanding Market.' '

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

"Mister, I don't know if the glass is half full or half empty. It's 12 dollars."

6-7pm: 'Money can't buy happiness' hour.

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

"The great is $54.99, and I do have a near-great for $23.99."

The professor had developed a product that would change the world forever.

'No doubt about it, THIS is the most beautiful time of the day!'

'Jim gets a powerful charge from electric cars but always gets burned by the sticker shock.'

January Sales

Avocado Prices

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'

"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?"

"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"

"With the economy the way it is, I thought I'd start a garden. One million vegetables shoudl be enough."

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

'Ask for a glass from the largest bottle. You'll get more that way.'

'All I can say is, if you like trying new beers and hate having money, this is the one for you.'

'How is it health food prices always make me feel sick as a parrot?'

"I prefer the cheap stuff."

Al's Bar, All You Can Drink $375.

"Overpriced to astronomical, sir."

Consumer Weekly �9.50 - Rip-Off Britain

'Happy hour, drinks half price'

'One of these Men's wives has just discovered that you can use 180 kcalories making love.'

Mmmm... Eminently palatable yet slightly robust. And no corkage fee!