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'No doubt about it, THIS is the most beautiful time of the day!'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'The King of what?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

Rabbit Punch

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

Sharing Drinks.

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."

"Mister, I don't know if the glass is half full or half empty. It's 12 dollars."

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

6-7pm: 'Money can't buy happiness' hour.

Barman and drinker glare at man at bar ? sign says : 'Thank you for NOT saying 'At the end of the day'..''

"You know what you're running here, Lou? You're running a haven, that's what you're running here, Lou."

'He's clever alright-just watch him dry up when it's HIS round!'

"Really? This is my favorite watering hole, too."

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

"The great is $54.99, and I do have a near-great for $23.99."

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

'Let me take you away from all this — I know a much better bar across the street.'