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'No doubt about it, THIS is the most beautiful time of the day!'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The King of what?'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Rabbit Punch

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

Sharing Drinks.

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

"Mister, I don't know if the glass is half full or half empty. It's 12 dollars."

'He's clever alright-just watch him dry up when it's HIS round!'

"You know what you're running here, Lou? You're running a haven, that's what you're running here, Lou."

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

Barman and drinker glare at man at bar ? sign says : 'Thank you for NOT saying 'At the end of the day'..''

"Really? This is my favorite watering hole, too."

6-7pm: 'Money can't buy happiness' hour.

"The great is $54.99, and I do have a near-great for $23.99."

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

'Whatever he's drinking.'