Bargain Booze Lover Pillows

"I prefer the cheap stuff."

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

A Quiet Rebuke.

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'I'm an atheist!'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Online Shopping.

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

How much would you take off for cash?

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

"There is such a thing as a free lunch-it just tastes bad."

Cool coffee: An adult millennial daycare.

'They've got a great deal here. When you buy one meal, I get mine half price!'

Bargains

"Mister, I don't know if the glass is half full or half empty. It's 12 dollars."

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

'To save money, Bob started making his own wine. This Chablis, for example, only cost him $329 a bottle.'

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

6-7pm: 'Money can't buy happiness' hour.

sale

Final clearance sale.

Garage Sales Anonymous

'I'm impressed at your choice sir, you certainly know your budget wines.'

A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".

'No doubt about it, THIS is the most beautiful time of the day!'

"The great is $54.99, and I do have a near-great for $23.99."