Budget Beverage Buff Pillows

'Right ho Fred - turn it on...'

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

The Alpha Seltzer

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

'We'll take it!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Surreal ale

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

National Coffee Day

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'Who's the new guy?'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

Occupy Budget Balancing

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Your tax $ at WAR.

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

"There's so much money around now we've started using it as toilet paper."

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"The government's finance settlement is coming out really late this year!"