Budget Beverage Buff Mugs

'Right ho Fred - turn it on...'

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

The Alpha Seltzer

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'We'll take it!'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Surreal ale

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

National Coffee Day

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

'Who's the new guy?'

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Your tax $ at WAR.

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

"There's so much money around now we've started using it as toilet paper."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Welcome Home from the Dog.

"The government's finance settlement is coming out really late this year!"

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''