Economical Drinker Pillows

Wine to suit every pockets

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

The drinker.

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

"Mister, I don't know if the glass is half full or half empty. It's 12 dollars."

6-7pm: 'Money can't buy happiness' hour.

'Sometimes I see problems and solutions with such clarity, I feel I've been infused with all the wisdom of the ages... THAT'S when I know I've had too much to drink.'

'I think globally but I drink locally!'

"The great is $54.99, and I do have a near-great for $23.99."

'No doubt about it, THIS is the most beautiful time of the day!'

The professor had developed a product that would change the world forever.

Global warming finally hits home. . .

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'Give me a whisky without ice, we should all do our bit.'

"I prefer the cheap stuff."

'I first became concerned when I noticed how much faster the ice was melting in my gin and tonic.'

'Ask for a glass from the largest bottle. You'll get more that way.'

I'd suggest less drinking, less smoking and less watching Paris Hilton on TV as good New Years' resolutions.

Christmas drinker

'All I can say is, if you like trying new beers and hate having money, this is the one for you.'

'I just hate how everyone sees everything as black or white!'

Al's Bar, All You Can Drink $375.

'Well, yeah, the hot dog is 10?, but the BUN is $3.40.'

'I like your 'glass-half-full' philosophy but not when it's a pint pot using a single malt whisky!'

Mmmm... Eminently palatable yet slightly robust. And no corkage fee!

'One of these Men's wives has just discovered that you can use 180 kcalories making love.'

"Actually, I drink to forget what my car is doing to affect global warming."

"Somethin' here says this wine is 'su-stainable.' That means if you get any on 'ya, it won't come out!"